It's a small world after all

Miss here,

yes I know I have been rather quiet lately but I have a good excuse. I have been in hiding. In my room. Every night. Scared to do anything. Oh yes, and the internet has only recently been reconnected after we didn't pay the bill for 6 months.

It has recently come to my attention how tiny the lesbian community actually is. I am now insanely paranoid that I will write something and somebody on here will think 'hmmm that sounds like somebody I know'. They in turn will mention it to some other lesbian they know, who mention it some lesbian who lives in Krakow, who will call a lesbian in Uzbekhistan, who will email a lesbian in Dubai, who will then call a lesbian in London and say 'some girl on Facebook is writing about you'. Then all hell will break loose because I may or may not have written something on here about someone that does or does not actually exist.

Think I'm crazy? No. Here is my evidence -

1. Whilst out in a city other than London I happened to point out to my mate's girlfriend that some girl was fit. The reply I received was 'oh yeah her name is Emma (anyone on here know an Emma?), she's shagged a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h....and is an absolute slag but is apparently an amazing shag.' So my next sensible question was 'So how do you know her then?'

'Oh I don't. But I know X, who is friends with Y and Y's ex Z shagged her last year.' Oh right.

2. I went to a party a few weeks ago and my mate asked who else was going to be there. So I mentioned some friends of the girl who was throwing the party that I'd heard were going. Next thing, I was listening to a tirade of personal information about this girl's personal life. Things you would only usually tell close friends or a therapist. So, logically, i then asked 'Oh how do you know this girl?' Reply? 'I don't. She's seeing this girl I know that lives in another part of Britain.' So I mention this to the girl who is throwing the party. Apaarently it's all wrong and they were never seeing each other and I'm getting a load of personal information about the girl who lives in another part of Britain that she has never met either.

Guarantee, if you are a lesbian and you do a random search on Facebook, pick a lesbian you have never seen before and click on 'mutual friends', she will know a person you do.

I'm too scared to open my mouth. I dread to think about what the girls' in Uzbekhistan have heard about me!!

I'm going back to my room now.