Hi Mr here,
Sorry it has been so long and that you have had to put up with Miss all this time! I may be wrong but I can't help but feel that in her last blog, definition number 5, the 'Smug Bastard', was maybe a bit of a reference to myself.
Anyway last time we spoke I made a plan to be mean to my 'boyfriend' in an attempt to make him want to break up with me. How did I go about this? Basically I ignored him. I didn't want to actually be mean to him. I'm not nasty. I just acted terrible at responding to texts and phonecalls and when I did reply I excused my tardiness with explanations that would hopefully make him feel ill. Diarrhea, hemorrhoids you name it I had it and it was impeding me from contacting or seeing him.
It's now been about three weeks since I saw him or even really spoke to him. In an attempt to find out how he feels about that I created a fake facebook profile for one of his mates. I then emailed him asking how he was, what he'd been up to, how's his love life etc. And (this is how stupid he is) he fell for it, telling me all I needed to know. 'All blokes are complete nightmares', 'my love life could be loads better' etc etc.
He hasn't attempted contact for a week now. i think the message has gotten across.
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